diff --git a/Content.Server/Speech/Components/SkeletonAccentComponent.cs b/Content.Server/Speech/Components/SkeletonAccentComponent.cs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..f533982680
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Content.Server/Speech/Components/SkeletonAccentComponent.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+namespace Content.Server.Speech.Components;
+
+/// <summary>
+///     Rattle me bones!
+/// </summary>
+[RegisterComponent]
+public sealed class SkeletonAccentComponent : Component
+{
+    /// <summary>
+    ///     Chance that the message will be appended with "ACK ACK!"
+    /// </summary>
+    [DataField("ackChance")]
+    public float ackChance = 0.3f; // Funnier if it doesn't happen every single time
+}
diff --git a/Content.Server/Speech/EntitySystems/SkeletonAccentSystem.cs b/Content.Server/Speech/EntitySystems/SkeletonAccentSystem.cs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..ead9b4382e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Content.Server/Speech/EntitySystems/SkeletonAccentSystem.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,68 @@
+using System.Text.RegularExpressions;
+using Content.Server.Speech.Components;
+using Robust.Shared.Random;
+
+namespace Content.Server.Speech.EntitySystems;
+
+public sealed class SkeletonAccentSystem : EntitySystem
+{
+    [Dependency] private readonly IRobustRandom _random = default!;
+
+    private static readonly Dictionary<string, string> DirectReplacements = new()
+    {
+        { "fuck you", "I've got a BONE to pick with you" },
+        { "fucked", "boned"},
+        { "fuck", "RATTLE RATTLE" },
+        { "fck", "RATTLE RATTLE" },
+        { "shit", "RATTLE RATTLE" }, // Capitalize RATTLE RATTLE regardless of original message case.
+        { "definitely", "make no bones about it" },
+        { "absolutely", "make no bones about it" },
+        { "afraid", "rattled"},
+        { "scared", "rattled"},
+        { "spooked", "rattled"},
+        { "shocked", "rattled"},
+        { "killed", "skeletonized"},
+        { "humorous", "humerus"},
+        { "to be a", "tibia"},
+        { "under", "ulna"}
+    };
+
+    public override void Initialize()
+    {
+        base.Initialize();
+
+        SubscribeLocalEvent<SkeletonAccentComponent, AccentGetEvent>(OnAccentGet);
+    }
+
+    public string Accentuate(string message, SkeletonAccentComponent component)
+    {
+        // Order:
+        // Do character manipulations first
+        // Then direct word/phrase replacements
+        // Then prefix/suffix
+
+        var msg = message;
+
+        // Character manipulations:
+        // At the start of words, any non-vowel + "one" becomes "bone", e.g. tone -> bone ; lonely -> bonely; clone -> clone (remains unchanged).
+        msg = Regex.Replace(msg, @"(?<!\w)[^aeiou]one", "bone", RegexOptions.IgnoreCase);
+
+        // Direct word/phrase replacements:
+        foreach (var (first, replace) in DirectReplacements)
+        {
+            msg = Regex.Replace(msg, $@"(?<!\w){first}(?!\w)", replace, RegexOptions.IgnoreCase);
+        }
+
+        // Suffix:
+        if (_random.Prob(component.ackChance))
+        {
+            msg += (" " + Loc.GetString("skeleton-suffix")); // e.g. "We only want to socialize. ACK ACK!"
+        }
+        return msg;
+    }
+
+    private void OnAccentGet(EntityUid uid, SkeletonAccentComponent component, AccentGetEvent args)
+    {
+        args.Message = Accentuate(args.Message, component);
+    }
+}
diff --git a/Resources/Locale/en-US/speech/accent-systems.ftl b/Resources/Locale/en-US/speech/accent-systems.ftl
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..be37d05a5a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Resources/Locale/en-US/speech/accent-systems.ftl
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+skeleton-suffix = ACK ACK!
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Body/Parts/skeleton.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Body/Parts/skeleton.yml
index f50223082e..da1753b219 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Body/Parts/skeleton.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Body/Parts/skeleton.yml
@@ -55,6 +55,7 @@
       baseWalkSpeed: 0
       baseSprintSpeed: 0
     - type: Speech
+    - type: SkeletonAccent
     - type: Vocal
       maleScream: /Audio/Voice/Skeleton/skeleton_scream.ogg
       femaleScream: /Audio/Voice/Skeleton/skeleton_scream.ogg
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Mobs/Species/skeleton.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Mobs/Species/skeleton.yml
index 240ecdf2d3..2f98743252 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Mobs/Species/skeleton.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Mobs/Species/skeleton.yml
@@ -48,6 +48,7 @@
       60: 0.9
       80: 0.7
   - type: Speech
+  - type: SkeletonAccent
   - type: Fixtures
     fixtures:
       - shape: