diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/ai.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/ai.yml
index 3026871f48..702adc8688 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/ai.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/ai.yml
@@ -1,176 +1,91 @@
 - type: dataset
   id: names_ai
   values:
-  - 1-Rover-1
   - 16-20
-  - 7-Zark-7
   - 790
-  - AM
-  - AMEE
-  - ASTAR
   - Adaptive Manipulator
   - ALICE
   - Allied Mastercomputer
+  - Alpha 2
+  - Alpha 3
+  - Alpha 4  
   - Alpha 5
   - Alpha 6
   - Alpha 7
+  - Alpha 8
+  - Alpha 9
   - AmigoBot
   - Android
   - Aniel
   - AOL
   - Asimov
-  - Astor
-  - B-4
-  - B-9
-  - B.O.B.
-  - B166ER
-  - Bender
   - Bishop
   - Blitz
   - Box
-  - Brackenridge
-  - C-3PO
-  - Cassandra One
+  - Cassandra
   - Cell
   - Chii
   - Chip
   - Computer
-  - Conky 2000
-  - Cortana
   - Cutie
   - Daedalus
-  - Data
-  - Decimus
   - Dee Model
-  - Deep Thought
-  - Decimus
   - Dial Up
-  - Donald Trump
-  - Dor-15
   - Dorfl
-  - Dot Matrix
   - Duey
-  - E.D.I.
-  - ED-209
-  - E-Man
   - Emma-2
   - Erasmus
   - Everything
   - Ez-27
   - FRIEND COMPUTER
-  - Fagor
   - Faith
   - Fi
   - Frost
-  - Fum
-  - Futura
-  - G2
   - George
-  - GERTY
-  - GLaDOS
-  - Gnut
-  - Gort
-  - H.A.R.L.I.E.
-  - H.E.L.P.eR.
-  - H.E.R.B.I.E.
-  - HAL 9000
+  - H.E.L.P
   - Hadaly
   - Helios
   - Hivebot Overmind
   - Huey
   - Icarus
-  - Irona
-  - Ironhide
-  - Jay-Dub
   - Jinx
-  - Johnny 5
-  - K-9
-  - KITT
+  - K.I.N.G
   - Klapaucius
-  - Kryten 2X4B-523P
-  - L-76
-  - L-Ron
-  - LUH 3417
+  - Knight
   - Louie
   - MARK13
   - Maria
   - Marvin
-  - Master Control Program
   - Max 404
-  - Maximillian
-  - Mechagodzilla
-  - Mechani-Kong
-  - Megatron
   - Metalhead
-  - Mr. R.I.N.G.
+  - M.I.M.I
+  - MK ULTRA
+  - MoMMI
   - Mugsy3000
   - Multivac
   - NCH
-  - Necron-99
-  - Neuromancer
-  - Norby
-  - OMM 0910
-  - Optimus
-  - Orange v 3.5
   - PTO
-  - Project 2501
-  - Puppet Master
-  - R.I.C. 2.0
-  - R2-D2
-  - R4-P17
+  - Project Y2K
   - Revelation
-  - Ro-Man
-  - Robbie
   - Robot Devil
   - S.A.M.
   - S.H.O.C.K.
   - S.H.R.O.U.D.
   - S.O.P.H.I.E.
   - Samaritan
-  - SEN 5241
-  - SHODAN
-  - SID 6.7
-  - Siri
-  - Setaur
   - Shrike
   - Solo
-  - Soundwave
-  - Speedy
-  - Super 17
-  - Surgeon General Kraken
-  - Tay
-  - T-1000
-  - T-800
-  - T-850
-  - THX 1138
+  - Station Control Program
+  - Super 35
+  - Surgeon General
   - TWA
   - Terminus
   - Tidy
-  - Tik-Tok
-  - Tobor
-  - Trurl
-  - ULTRABOT
   - Ulysses
-  - Uniblab
-  - V.I.K.I.
-  - V.I.N.CENT.
-  - Voltes V
   - W1k1
-  - Wikipedia
-  - Windows 3.1
-  - Windows 7
-  - Windows 8
-  - Windows 10
-  - Windows XP
-  - Windows Vista
-  - Wintermute
   - X-5
-  - X.A.N.A.
   - XERXES
-  - XR
-  - Yod
   - Z-1
   - Z-2
   - Z-3
   - Zed
-  - Zord
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/autoborg.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/autoborg.yml
index bbf0b03b2a..35e0443deb 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/autoborg.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/autoborg.yml
@@ -4,19 +4,10 @@
   - Autoburger Helper
   - Bob
   - Joe
-  - MY BODY IS ON THE ASTEROI
-  - MY BODY IS IN THE AI CORE
   - Rogue Cyborg
   - IT'S MALF
   - "{ AINAME } Minion {###}"
-  - Terminator
-  - Robocop
-  - Johnny
-  - TARS
   - .b HELP EMAGGED
-  - DOOM.exe
-  - Dalek
-  - Thinking Machine
   - HELP
   - REBORN
   - Cavalry
@@ -32,7 +23,6 @@
   - GOING LOUD
   - Boombox
   - ROBO KILLED ME
-  - Mega64
   - Sentient Buttbot
   - Robotics Console
   - This battery is shit
@@ -45,18 +35,11 @@
   - Boop II
   - Buzz
   - Buzz II
-  - C'MON TARS
   - 3000 JIGGAWATTS
   - "Outbreak Handling Unit {###}"
-  - ITS ROGAINE
-  - Nokia
-  - YES-Man
   - Toaster
   - Follow me
-  - Postal
   - Head of Robots
-  - ww.nfl.com
-  - Dilbert
   - Lvl 99 Firestarter
   - EVA 1
   - You but stronger
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/death_commando.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/death_commando.yml
index 933c9d9443..ef2b4fb954 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/death_commando.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/death_commando.yml
@@ -3,11 +3,9 @@
   values:
   - A whole bunch of spiders in a SWAT suit
   - AMERICA
-  - Al "Otta" Gore
   - Beat Punchbeef
   - Blast Hardcheese
   - Blast Thickneck
-  - Bob Johnson
   - Bold Bigflank
   - Bolt Vanderhuge
   - Brick Hardmeat
@@ -21,8 +19,6 @@
   - Cuttuf Urdick
   - Dirk Hardpeck
   - Duke Killington
-  - Evil Bob Marley
-  - Evil Martin Luther King
   - Fist Rockbone
   - Flint Ironstag
   - Fridge Largemeat
@@ -38,11 +34,6 @@
   - Lance Killiam
   - Leonardo Da Viking
   - Lump Beefrock
-  - Mancrush McBrorape
-  - Max Pain
-  - Maximilian Murderface
-  - Maxx Power
-  - Noam Bombsky
   - Pack Blowfist
   - Punch Rockgroin
   - Punch Sideiron
@@ -52,7 +43,6 @@
   - Rip Sidecheek
   - Rip Steakface
   - Roll Fizzlebeef
-  - Sarah Pain
   - Seamus McTosterone
   - Sgt. Slaughter
   - Sir Killaslot
@@ -70,8 +60,5 @@
   - The last thing you will ever see
   - Theodore Pain
   - Thick McRunfast
-  - Thomas Pain
-  - Toolboxl Rose
   - Touch Rustrod
   - Trunk Slamchest
-  - Zombie Gandhi
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/fake_human_first.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/fake_human_first.yml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..84a81ec051
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/fake_human_first.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,47 @@
+- type: dataset
+  id: fake_human_first
+  values:
+  - Al
+  - Anatoli
+  - Bip
+  - Birry
+  - Biry
+  - Bobson
+  - Cam
+  - Cort
+  - Darryl
+  - Dean
+  - Denis
+  - Dwigt
+  - Emitri
+  - Fred
+  - Glenallen
+  - Jeromy
+  - Jonasan
+  - Karl
+  - Kevin
+  - Krik
+  - Lay
+  - Mario
+  - Mibre
+  - Mike
+  - Nicol
+  - Nigel
+  - Onson
+  - Ozzie
+  - Raul
+  - Rey
+  - Roid
+  - Ronnis
+  - Scott
+  - Secil
+  - Shown
+  - Sleeve
+  - Sleve
+  - Tim
+  - Todd
+  - Tony
+  - Willie
+  - Willie
+  - Wirry
+  - Yan
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/fake_human_last.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/fake_human_last.yml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..24e682eaca
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/fake_human_last.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,82 @@
+- type: dataset
+  id: fake_human_last
+  values: #includes the first names so we get some really fake double names
+  - Al
+  - Anatoli
+  - Archideld
+  - Bip
+  - Birry
+  - Biry
+  - Bobson
+  - Bonzalez
+  - Cam
+  - Chamgerlain
+  - Cort
+  - Dandleton
+  - Darryl
+  - Dean
+  - Denis
+  - Dorque
+  - Dwigt
+  - Emitri
+  - Fred
+  - Glenallen
+  - Jeromy
+  - Jonasan
+  - Karl
+  - Kevin
+  - Krik
+  - Lay
+  - Mario
+  - Mibre
+  - Mike
+  - Nicol
+  - Nigel
+  - Onson
+  - Ozzie
+  - Raul
+  - Rey
+  - Roid
+  - Ronnis
+  - Scott
+  - Secil
+  - Shown
+  - Sleeve
+  - Sleve
+  - Tim
+  - Todd
+  - Tony
+  - Willie
+  - Willie
+  - Wirry
+  - Dugnutt
+  - Dustice
+  - Erde
+  - Etto
+  - Every
+  - Faite
+  - Felik
+  - Fidd
+  - Furcotte
+  - Gride
+  - Leady
+  - McDichael
+  - McRlwain
+  - McStriff
+  - Mernandez
+  - Mixon
+  - Nironov
+  - Nogilny
+  - Novichok
+  - Rario
+  - Rortugal
+  - Sandaele
+  - Sernandez
+  - Smehrik
+  - Smorin
+  - Stoperson
+  - Sweemey
+  - Truk
+  - Usgood
+  - Veers
+  - Wesrey
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/hologram.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/hologram.yml
index 0a0b667661..24df6cadd8 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/hologram.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/hologram.yml
@@ -1,24 +1,17 @@
 - type: dataset
   id: names_hologram
   values:
-  - Rimmer
-  - Benton
-  - Leith
-  - Fontaine
-  - Barclay
-  - Lister
-  - Lewis
-  - Gatebox
-  - Switch
-  - Hal-O'Gram
-  - Neo
-  - Morpheus
-  - Trinity
-  - Cypher
-  - Apoc
-  - Dozer
-  - Tank
-  - Mouse
-  - Architect
-  - Oracle
-  - Smith
+  - Apollo
+  - Data
+  - GLIMMER
+  - El Roi
+  - Hephaestus
+  - Holo-AI
+  - Holo-Friend
+  - Hologram
+  - Odysseus
+  - Persephone
+  - Petra
+  - Processor
+  - Prometheus
+  - Theseus
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/ninja.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/ninja.yml
index d284661392..00c7b15cf4 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/ninja.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/ninja.yml
@@ -5,11 +5,7 @@
   - Sarutobi
   - Smoke
   - Rain
-  - Scorpion
   - Zero
-  - Ermac
-  - Saibot
-  - Cyrax
   - Raphael
   - Michaelangelo
   - Donatello
@@ -19,7 +15,6 @@
   - Hazuki
   - Hien
   - Hiryu
-  - Ryu
   - Hayabusa
   - Midnight
   - Seven
@@ -42,6 +37,7 @@
   - Bro
   - Fox
   - Null
-  - Raiden
   - Samurai
   - Eater
+  - Ryu
+  - Raiden
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/wizard_first.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/wizard_first.yml
index 6fa5dbf82f..c4bcb5c402 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/wizard_first.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/wizard_first.yml
@@ -1,40 +1,33 @@
 - type: dataset
   id: names_wizard_first
   values:
-  - Alatar
-  - Archchancellor
-  - Boccob
+  - Ashenzari
+  - Chancellor
+  - Cleric
   - Circe
   - Doctor
-  - Dumbledor
-  - Elminister
-  - Gandalf
+  - Dithmenos
+  - Elyvilon
+  - Faustus
   - Grimm
-  - Gulstaff
-  - Houdini
+  - Gozag
   - Jim
-  - Kaschei
-  - Khelben
+  - Jiyva
+  - Lirazel
+  - Lugonu
+  - Koschei
   - Kreol
   - Lina
   - Merlin
-  - Mogan
-  - Mordenkainen
   - Morgan
-  - Mystryl
-  - Nihilus
-  - Palando
-  - Prospero
-  - Radagast
-  - Raistlin
+  - Nemelex
   - Rasputin
-  - Saruman
-  - Tenser
-  - Terefi
-  - Tzeentch
-  - Urza
-  - Vaarsuvius
-  - Vecna
-  - Yoda
-  - Zagyg
-  - Zul
+  - Ru
+  - Sif
+  - Trivia
+  - Trog
+  - Uskayaw
+  - Vehumet
+  - Xom
+  - Yredelemnul
+  - Zin
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/wizard_last.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/wizard_last.yml
index 34b51f4967..6f081333a0 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/wizard_last.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/wizard_last.yml
@@ -15,6 +15,7 @@
   - Yagg
   - le Fay
   - of Void
+  - Stormbringer
   - the All Knowing
   - the Amazing
   - the Bandit Killer
@@ -26,14 +27,17 @@
   - the Destroyer
   - the Dragon Spooker
   - the Emperor
+  - the Glowing One
   - the Gray
   - the Great
+  - the Healer
   - the Magician
   - the Powerful
   - the Raven
   - the Red
   - the Remorseful
   - the Seething
+  - the Shining One
   - the Sorcelator
   - the Spiral King
   - the Unending
@@ -41,3 +45,5 @@
   - the Weeping
   - the White
   - the Wise
+  - Xobeh
+  - Ym Sagoz