diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Catalog/Cargo/cargo_armory.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Catalog/Cargo/cargo_armory.yml
index 90dd3860f4..58cd7b6238 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Catalog/Cargo/cargo_armory.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Catalog/Cargo/cargo_armory.yml
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 - type: cargoProduct
   name: "smg crate"
   id: cargo.armorysmg
-  description: "Contains three high-powered, semiautomatic rifles with six mags. Requires Armory access to open."
+  description: "Contains three WT-550 SMGs with six mags. Requires Armory access to open."
   icon:
     sprite: Objects/Weapons/Guns/SMGs/wt550.rsi
     state: icon
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Tools/surgery.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Tools/surgery.yml
index ed0927756f..e382d0696f 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Tools/surgery.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Tools/surgery.yml
@@ -71,13 +71,11 @@
   - type: ItemCooldown
   - type: MeleeWeapon
 
-
-# TODO: Fix description, it's the same as cautery tool (1)
 - type: entity
   name: bone saw
   parent: BaseSurgeryTool
   id: BoneSaw
-  description: A surgical tool used to cauterize open wounds.
+  description: A surgical tool used for amputations.
   components:
   - type: SurgeryTool
     surgeryType: Amputation
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Weapons/Guns/Battery/battery_guns.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Weapons/Guns/Battery/battery_guns.yml
index 45fb22a070..3652a0d0ee 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Weapons/Guns/Battery/battery_guns.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Weapons/Guns/Battery/battery_guns.yml
@@ -41,7 +41,7 @@
   name: laser cannon
   parent: BaseItem
   id: LaserCannon
-  description: Pew pew.
+  description: A heavy duty, high powered laser weapon.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     netsync: false
@@ -80,7 +80,7 @@
   name: x-ray cannon
   parent: BaseItem
   id: XrayCannon
-  description: Blah blah blah...
+  description: An experimental weapon that uses concentrated x-ray energy against its target.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     netsync: false
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Weapons/Guns/Revolvers/revolvers.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Weapons/Guns/Revolvers/revolvers.yml
index 4f70390374..86e9184f21 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Weapons/Guns/Revolvers/revolvers.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Weapons/Guns/Revolvers/revolvers.yml
@@ -52,7 +52,7 @@
   name: Inspector
   parent: RevolverBase
   id: RevolverInspector
-  description: A rooty tooty point and shooty.
+  description: A high caliber revolver. Still quite deadly, despite its ancient design.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Objects/Weapons/Guns/Revolvers/inspector.rsi
@@ -76,7 +76,7 @@
   name: Mateba
   parent: RevolverBase
   id: RevolverMateba
-  description: A rooty tooty point and shooty.
+  description: The iconic sidearm of the dreaded death squads.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Objects/Weapons/Guns/Revolvers/mateba.rsi
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Weapons/Guns/SMGs/smgs.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Weapons/Guns/SMGs/smgs.yml
index 171c3ac910..c150798c25 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Weapons/Guns/SMGs/smgs.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Weapons/Guns/SMGs/smgs.yml
@@ -79,7 +79,7 @@
   name: C-20r sub machine gun
   parent: SmgBase
   id: SmgC20r
-  description: A rooty tooty point and shooty.
+  description: A firearm that is often used by the infamous nuclear operatives.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Objects/Weapons/Guns/SMGs/c20r.rsi
@@ -164,7 +164,7 @@
   name: WT550
   parent: SmgBase
   id: SmgWt550
-  description: A rooty tooty point and shooty.
+  description: An excellent SMG, produced by NanoTrasen's Small Arms Division.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Objects/Weapons/Guns/SMGs/wt550.rsi
@@ -205,7 +205,7 @@
   name: Zoric
   parent: SmgBase
   id: SmgZoric
-  description: A rooty tooty point and shooty.
+  description: A compact, robust SMG that uses high caliber rounds.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Objects/Weapons/Guns/SMGs/zoric.rsi