diff --git a/Content.Client/Administration/BwoinkSystem.cs b/Content.Client/Administration/BwoinkSystem.cs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..b68ea191da
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Content.Client/Administration/BwoinkSystem.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,77 @@
+#nullable enable
+using System.Collections.Generic;
+using System.Diagnostics.CodeAnalysis;
+using Content.Client.Administration.UI;
+using Content.Shared.Administration;
+using JetBrains.Annotations;
+using Robust.Client.Player;
+using Robust.Shared.Localization;
+using Robust.Shared.GameObjects;
+using Robust.Shared.GameObjects.Components;
+using Robust.Shared.Network;
+using Robust.Shared.Players;
+using Robust.Shared.Player;
+using Robust.Shared.Audio;
+using Robust.Shared.IoC;
+
+namespace Content.Client.Administration
+{
+    [UsedImplicitly]
+    public class BwoinkSystem : SharedBwoinkSystem
+    {
+        [Dependency] private readonly IPlayerManager _playerManager = default!;
+        private readonly Dictionary<NetUserId, BwoinkWindow> _activeWindowMap = new();
+
+        protected override void OnBwoinkTextMessage(BwoinkTextMessage message, EntitySessionEventArgs eventArgs)
+        {
+            base.OnBwoinkTextMessage(message, eventArgs);
+            LogBwoink(message);
+            // Actual line
+            var window = EnsureWindow(message.ChannelId);
+            window.ReceiveLine(message.Text);
+            // Play a sound if we didn't send it
+            var localPlayer = _playerManager.LocalPlayer;
+            if (localPlayer?.UserId != message.TrueSender)
+            {
+                SoundSystem.Play(Filter.Local(), "/Audio/Effects/adminhelp.ogg");
+            }
+        }
+
+        public BwoinkWindow EnsureWindow(NetUserId channelId)
+        {
+            if (_activeWindowMap.TryGetValue(channelId, out var existingWindow))
+            {
+                existingWindow.Open();
+                return existingWindow;
+            }
+            string title;
+            if (_playerManager.SessionsDict.TryGetValue(channelId, out var otherSession))
+            {
+                title = otherSession.Name;
+            }
+            else
+            {
+                title = channelId.ToString();
+            }
+            var window = new BwoinkWindow(channelId, title);
+            _activeWindowMap[channelId] = window;
+            window.Open();
+            return window;
+        }
+
+        public void EnsureWindowForLocalPlayer()
+        {
+            var localPlayer = _playerManager.LocalPlayer;
+            if (localPlayer != null)
+                EnsureWindow(localPlayer.UserId);
+        }
+
+        public void Send(NetUserId channelId, string text)
+        {
+            // Reuse the channel ID as the 'true sender'.
+            // Server will ignore this and if someone makes it not ignore this (which is bad, allows impersonation!!!), that will help.
+            RaiseNetworkEvent(new BwoinkTextMessage(channelId, channelId, text));
+        }
+    }
+}
+
diff --git a/Content.Client/Administration/UI/BwoinkWindow.xaml b/Content.Client/Administration/UI/BwoinkWindow.xaml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..f07e6b672a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Content.Client/Administration/UI/BwoinkWindow.xaml
@@ -0,0 +1,11 @@
+<SS14Window
+    xmlns="https://spacestation14.io"
+    xmlns:adminTab="clr-namespace:Content.Client.Administration.UI.Tabs.AdminTab"
+    xmlns:adminbusTab="clr-namespace:Content.Client.Administration.UI.Tabs.AdminbusTab"
+    xmlns:atmosTab="clr-namespace:Content.Client.Administration.UI.Tabs.AtmosTab"
+    xmlns:tabs="clr-namespace:Content.Client.Administration.UI.Tabs">
+    <BoxContainer Orientation="Vertical">
+        <OutputPanel Name="TextOutput" VerticalExpand="true" />
+        <HistoryLineEdit Name="SenderLineEdit" />
+    </BoxContainer>
+</SS14Window>
diff --git a/Content.Client/Administration/UI/BwoinkWindow.xaml.cs b/Content.Client/Administration/UI/BwoinkWindow.xaml.cs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..02743d4b7b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Content.Client/Administration/UI/BwoinkWindow.xaml.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,65 @@
+#nullable enable
+using System.Collections.Generic;
+using System.IO;
+using System.Linq;
+using Content.Client.UserInterface;
+using Content.Client.Administration;
+using Content.Shared;
+using Robust.Client.Credits;
+using Robust.Client.AutoGenerated;
+using Robust.Client.UserInterface;
+using Robust.Client.UserInterface.Controls;
+using Robust.Client.UserInterface.CustomControls;
+using Robust.Client.UserInterface.XAML;
+using Robust.Shared.IoC;
+using Robust.Shared.Localization;
+using Robust.Shared.Maths;
+using Robust.Shared.Utility;
+using Robust.Shared.Network;
+using Robust.Shared.GameObjects;
+using YamlDotNet.RepresentationModel;
+
+namespace Content.Client.Administration.UI
+{
+    /// <summary>
+    /// This window connects to a BwoinkSystem channel. BwoinkSystem manages the rest.
+    /// </summary>
+    [GenerateTypedNameReferences]
+    public partial class BwoinkWindow : SS14Window
+    {
+        [Dependency] private readonly IEntitySystemManager _systemManager = default!;
+
+        private readonly NetUserId _channelId;
+
+        public BwoinkWindow(NetUserId channelId, string title)
+        {
+            RobustXamlLoader.Load(this);
+            IoCManager.InjectDependencies(this);
+
+            Title = title;
+            _channelId = channelId;
+
+            SenderLineEdit.OnTextEntered += Input_OnTextEntered;
+
+            MinSize = (650, 450);
+        }
+
+        private void Input_OnTextEntered(LineEdit.LineEditEventArgs args)
+        {
+            if (!string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(args.Text))
+            {
+                var bwoink = _systemManager.GetEntitySystem<BwoinkSystem>();
+                bwoink.Send(_channelId, args.Text);
+            }
+
+            SenderLineEdit.Clear();
+        }
+
+        public void ReceiveLine(string text)
+        {
+            var formatted = new FormattedMessage(1);
+            formatted.AddText(text);
+            TextOutput.AddMessage(formatted);
+        }
+    }
+}
diff --git a/Content.Client/Administration/UI/Tabs/AdminTab/AdminTab.xaml b/Content.Client/Administration/UI/Tabs/AdminTab/AdminTab.xaml
index 98167d55c8..1e331bc52d 100644
--- a/Content.Client/Administration/UI/Tabs/AdminTab/AdminTab.xaml
+++ b/Content.Client/Administration/UI/Tabs/AdminTab/AdminTab.xaml
@@ -7,7 +7,7 @@
     MinSize="50 50">
     <BoxContainer Orientation="Vertical">
         <GridContainer Columns="4">
-            <cc:UICommandButton Command="kick" Text="{Loc Kick}" WindowType="{x:Type at:KickWindow}" />
+            <cc:UICommandButton Command="kick" Text="{Loc admin-kick-window-title}" WindowType="{x:Type at:KickWindow}" />
             <cc:UICommandButton Command="ban" Text="{Loc Ban}" WindowType="{x:Type at:BanWindow}" />
             <cc:CommandButton Command="aghost" Text="{Loc Admin Ghost}" />
             <cc:UICommandButton Command="tpto" Text="{Loc Teleport}" WindowType="{x:Type at:TeleportWindow}" />
diff --git a/Content.Client/Administration/UI/Tabs/AdminTab/KickWindow.xaml b/Content.Client/Administration/UI/Tabs/AdminTab/KickWindow.xaml
index c1ee96cfe6..1c68ad5799 100644
--- a/Content.Client/Administration/UI/Tabs/AdminTab/KickWindow.xaml
+++ b/Content.Client/Administration/UI/Tabs/AdminTab/KickWindow.xaml
@@ -1,14 +1,17 @@
 <SS14Window
     xmlns="https://spacestation14.io"
     xmlns:cc="clr-namespace:Content.Client.Administration.UI.CustomControls"
-    Title="{Loc Kick}" MinSize="425 272">
+    Title="{Loc admin-kick-window-title}" MinSize="425 272">
     <BoxContainer Orientation="Vertical">
         <BoxContainer Orientation="Horizontal">
             <Label Text="{Loc Reason}" MinWidth="100" />
             <Control MinWidth="50" />
             <LineEdit Name="ReasonLine" MinWidth="100" HorizontalExpand="True" />
         </BoxContainer>
-        <cc:PlayerListControl Name="PlayerList" />
-        <Button Name="SubmitButton" Text="{Loc Kick}" />
+        <cc:PlayerListControl Name="PlayerList" VerticalExpand="True" />
+        <BoxContainer Orientation="Horizontal">
+            <Button Name="SubmitButton" Text="{Loc admin-kick-window-kick-text}" />
+            <Button Name="SubmitAHButton" Text="{Loc admin-kick-window-ahelp-text}" />
+        </BoxContainer>
     </BoxContainer>
 </SS14Window>
diff --git a/Content.Client/Administration/UI/Tabs/AdminTab/KickWindow.xaml.cs b/Content.Client/Administration/UI/Tabs/AdminTab/KickWindow.xaml.cs
index 786123fab2..426a4a31db 100644
--- a/Content.Client/Administration/UI/Tabs/AdminTab/KickWindow.xaml.cs
+++ b/Content.Client/Administration/UI/Tabs/AdminTab/KickWindow.xaml.cs
@@ -18,13 +18,16 @@ namespace Content.Client.Administration.UI.Tabs.AdminTab
         protected override void EnteredTree()
         {
             SubmitButton.OnPressed += SubmitButtonOnOnPressed;
+            SubmitAHButton.OnPressed += SubmitAHButtonOnOnPressed;
             PlayerList.OnSelectionChanged += OnListOnOnSelectionChanged;
         }
 
         private void OnListOnOnSelectionChanged(ICommonSession? obj)
         {
             _selectedSession = obj;
-            SubmitButton.Disabled = _selectedSession == null;
+            var disableButtons = _selectedSession == null;
+            SubmitButton.Disabled = disableButtons;
+            SubmitAHButton.Disabled = disableButtons;
         }
 
         private void SubmitButtonOnOnPressed(BaseButton.ButtonEventArgs obj)
@@ -34,5 +37,13 @@ namespace Content.Client.Administration.UI.Tabs.AdminTab
             IoCManager.Resolve<IClientConsoleHost>().ExecuteCommand(
                 $"kick \"{_selectedSession.Name}\" \"{CommandParsing.Escape(ReasonLine.Text)}\"");
         }
+
+        private void SubmitAHButtonOnOnPressed(BaseButton.ButtonEventArgs obj)
+        {
+            if (_selectedSession == null)
+                return;
+            IoCManager.Resolve<IClientConsoleHost>().ExecuteCommand(
+                $"openahelp \"{_selectedSession.UserId}\"");
+        }
     }
 }
diff --git a/Content.Client/Commands/OpenAHelpCommand.cs b/Content.Client/Commands/OpenAHelpCommand.cs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..2ce05c7db2
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Content.Client/Commands/OpenAHelpCommand.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,45 @@
+using System;
+using Content.Client.Administration;
+using Content.Shared.Body.Mechanism;
+using Robust.Client.Console;
+using Robust.Client.GameObjects;
+using Robust.Shared.Console;
+using Robust.Shared.Network;
+using Robust.Shared.Containers;
+using Robust.Shared.GameObjects;
+using Robust.Shared.IoC;
+
+namespace Content.Client.Commands
+{
+    public class OpenAHelpCommand : IConsoleCommand
+    {
+        public string Command => "openahelp";
+        public string Description => $"Opens AHelp channel for a given NetUserID, or your personal channel if none given.";
+        public string Help => $"{Command} [<netuserid>]";
+
+        public void Execute(IConsoleShell shell, string argStr, string[] args)
+        {
+            if (args.Length >= 2)
+            {
+                shell.WriteLine(Help);
+                return;
+            }
+            if (args.Length == 0)
+            {
+                EntitySystem.Get<BwoinkSystem>().EnsureWindowForLocalPlayer();
+            }
+            else
+            {
+                if (Guid.TryParse(args[0], out var guid))
+                {
+                    EntitySystem.Get<BwoinkSystem>().EnsureWindow(new NetUserId(guid));
+                }
+                else
+                {
+                    shell.WriteLine("Bad GUID!");
+                    return;
+                }
+            }
+        }
+    }
+}
diff --git a/Content.Client/EscapeMenu/UI/EscapeMenu.xaml b/Content.Client/EscapeMenu/UI/EscapeMenu.xaml
index 6f4b07f0d1..14b99ca9cc 100644
--- a/Content.Client/EscapeMenu/UI/EscapeMenu.xaml
+++ b/Content.Client/EscapeMenu/UI/EscapeMenu.xaml
@@ -8,6 +8,7 @@
         <changelog:ChangelogButton />
         <ui:VoteCallMenuButton />
         <Button Name="OptionsButton" Text="{Loc 'ui-escape-options'}" />
+        <Button Name="AHelpButton" Text="{Loc 'ui-escape-ahelp'}" />
         <Button Name="DisconnectButton" Text="{Loc 'ui-escape-disconnect'}" />
         <Button Name="QuitButton" Text="{Loc 'ui-escape-quit'}" />
     </BoxContainer>
diff --git a/Content.Client/EscapeMenu/UI/EscapeMenu.xaml.cs b/Content.Client/EscapeMenu/UI/EscapeMenu.xaml.cs
index 0190a1ccee..2b40977117 100644
--- a/Content.Client/EscapeMenu/UI/EscapeMenu.xaml.cs
+++ b/Content.Client/EscapeMenu/UI/EscapeMenu.xaml.cs
@@ -1,8 +1,10 @@
+using Content.Client.Administration;
 using Robust.Client.AutoGenerated;
 using Robust.Client.Console;
 using Robust.Client.UserInterface.Controls;
 using Robust.Client.UserInterface.CustomControls;
 using Robust.Client.UserInterface.XAML;
+using Robust.Shared.GameObjects;
 
 namespace Content.Client.EscapeMenu.UI
 {
@@ -23,6 +25,7 @@ namespace Content.Client.EscapeMenu.UI
 
             OptionsButton.OnPressed += OnOptionsButtonClicked;
             QuitButton.OnPressed += OnQuitButtonClicked;
+            AHelpButton.OnPressed += OnAHelpButtonClicked;
             DisconnectButton.OnPressed += OnDisconnectButtonClicked;
         }
 
@@ -32,6 +35,13 @@ namespace Content.Client.EscapeMenu.UI
             Dispose();
         }
 
+        private void OnAHelpButtonClicked(BaseButton.ButtonEventArgs args)
+        {
+            _consoleHost.ExecuteCommand("openahelp");
+            // Doing Dispose() here causes issues because you can't un-dispose the escape menu.
+            // The other commands don't really suffer as much from it. Unsure if bug.
+        }
+
         private void OnDisconnectButtonClicked(BaseButton.ButtonEventArgs args)
         {
             _consoleHost.ExecuteCommand("disconnect");
diff --git a/Content.Server/Administration/BwoinkSystem.cs b/Content.Server/Administration/BwoinkSystem.cs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..71c078088c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Content.Server/Administration/BwoinkSystem.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,54 @@
+#nullable enable
+using System.Linq;
+using System.Collections.Generic;
+using System.Diagnostics.CodeAnalysis;
+using Content.Server.Administration.Managers;
+using Content.Shared.Administration;
+using JetBrains.Annotations;
+using Robust.Shared.GameObjects;
+using Robust.Shared.GameObjects.Components;
+using Robust.Shared.Map;
+using Robust.Shared.Players;
+using Robust.Shared.Network;
+using Robust.Server.Player;
+using Robust.Shared.IoC;
+
+namespace Content.Server.Administration
+{
+    [UsedImplicitly]
+    public class BwoinkSystem : SharedBwoinkSystem
+    {
+        [Dependency] private readonly IPlayerManager _playerManager = default!;
+        [Dependency] private readonly IAdminManager _adminManager = default!;
+
+        protected override void OnBwoinkTextMessage(BwoinkTextMessage message, EntitySessionEventArgs eventArgs)
+        {
+            base.OnBwoinkTextMessage(message, eventArgs);
+            var senderSession = (IPlayerSession) eventArgs.SenderSession;
+
+            // TODO: Sanitize text?
+            // Confirm that this person is actually allowed to send a message here.
+            if ((senderSession.UserId != message.ChannelId) && (_adminManager.GetAdminData(senderSession) == null))
+            {
+                // Unauthorized bwoink (log?)
+                return;
+            }
+
+            var msg = new BwoinkTextMessage(message.ChannelId, senderSession.UserId, $"{senderSession.Name}: {message.Text}");
+
+            LogBwoink(msg);
+
+            var targets = _adminManager.ActiveAdmins.Select(p => p.ConnectedClient);
+
+            // Admins
+            foreach (var channel in targets)
+                RaiseNetworkEvent(msg, channel);
+
+            // And involved player
+            if (_playerManager.TryGetSessionById(message.ChannelId, out var session))
+                if (!targets.Contains(session.ConnectedClient))
+                    RaiseNetworkEvent(msg, session.ConnectedClient);
+        }
+    }
+}
+
diff --git a/Content.Shared/Administration/SharedBwoinkSystem.cs b/Content.Shared/Administration/SharedBwoinkSystem.cs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..7f88537e7d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Content.Shared/Administration/SharedBwoinkSystem.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,51 @@
+#nullable enable
+using System;
+using System.Collections.Generic;
+using System.Diagnostics.CodeAnalysis;
+using Robust.Shared.Network;
+using Robust.Shared.Serialization;
+using Robust.Shared.Utility;
+using Robust.Shared.GameObjects;
+using Robust.Shared.GameObjects.Components;
+using Robust.Shared.Log;
+
+namespace Content.Shared.Administration
+{
+    public abstract class SharedBwoinkSystem : EntitySystem
+    {
+        public override void Initialize()
+        {
+            base.Initialize();
+
+            SubscribeNetworkEvent<BwoinkTextMessage>(OnBwoinkTextMessage);
+        }
+
+        protected virtual void OnBwoinkTextMessage(BwoinkTextMessage message, EntitySessionEventArgs eventArgs)
+        {
+            // Specific side code in target.
+        }
+
+        protected void LogBwoink(BwoinkTextMessage message)
+        {
+            Logger.InfoS("c.s.go.es.bwoink", $"@{message.ChannelId}: {message.Text}");
+        }
+
+        [Serializable, NetSerializable]
+        public sealed class BwoinkTextMessage : EntityEventArgs
+        {
+            public NetUserId ChannelId { get; }
+            // This is ignored from the client.
+            // It's checked by the client when receiving a message from the server for bwoink noises.
+            // This could be a boolean "Incoming", but that would require making a second instance.
+            public NetUserId TrueSender { get; }
+            public string Text { get; }
+
+            public BwoinkTextMessage(NetUserId channelId, NetUserId trueSender, string text)
+            {
+                ChannelId = channelId;
+                TrueSender = trueSender;
+                Text = text;
+            }
+        }
+    }
+}
diff --git a/Resources/Audio/Effects/adminhelp.ogg b/Resources/Audio/Effects/adminhelp.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..704c0fd6d2
Binary files /dev/null and b/Resources/Audio/Effects/adminhelp.ogg differ
diff --git a/Resources/Audio/Effects/license.txt b/Resources/Audio/Effects/license.txt
index 2587ffff73..c0dd1c0523 100644
--- a/Resources/Audio/Effects/license.txt
+++ b/Resources/Audio/Effects/license.txt
@@ -1,4 +1,11 @@
 hit_kick.ogg is made by Taira Komori
 (https://taira-komori.jpn.org/freesounden.html)
 
-smoke.ogg taken from https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/blob/a5d362ce84e4f0c61026236d5ec84d3c81553664/sound/effects/smoke.ogg
\ No newline at end of file
+smoke.ogg taken from https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/blob/a5d362ce84e4f0c61026236d5ec84d3c81553664/sound/effects/smoke.ogg
+
+adminhelp.ogg taken from https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/blob/d775e1ac804eb9d0259573f5f29a18d320c97ef3/sound/effects/adminhelp.ogg
+ (available in master, therefore see master license: "All assets including icons and sound are under a Creative Commons 3.0 BY-SA license unless otherwise indicated.")
+ "Changed the adminhelpsound to some creative commons sound I pinched. Until somebody can get a better one. I'm sick of MAAAAAAAAOOOOOOW."
+ Actual source is https://freesound.org/people/martian/sounds/19261/ (CC0)
+ The sound had been reversed and the volume altered.
+
diff --git a/Resources/Locale/en-US/administration/ui/tabs/admin-tab/kick-window.ftl b/Resources/Locale/en-US/administration/ui/tabs/admin-tab/kick-window.ftl
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..1ab0d52e14
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Resources/Locale/en-US/administration/ui/tabs/admin-tab/kick-window.ftl
@@ -0,0 +1,4 @@
+admin-kick-window-title = Player Actions Panel
+admin-kick-window-kick-text = Kick
+admin-kick-window-ahelp-text = AHelp
+
diff --git a/Resources/Locale/en-US/escape-menu/ui/escape-menu.ftl b/Resources/Locale/en-US/escape-menu/ui/escape-menu.ftl
index bfb6071dfa..8781d30792 100644
--- a/Resources/Locale/en-US/escape-menu/ui/escape-menu.ftl
+++ b/Resources/Locale/en-US/escape-menu/ui/escape-menu.ftl
@@ -2,6 +2,7 @@
 
 ui-escape-title = Esc Menu
 ui-escape-options = Options
+ui-escape-ahelp = AHelp
 ui-escape-disconnect = Disconnect
 ui-escape-quit = Quit