diff --git a/Content.Server/_White/Chemistry/NarcoticEffect.cs b/Content.Server/_White/Chemistry/NarcoticEffect.cs
index 4ce8bdd8a9..c87390ebfa 100644
--- a/Content.Server/_White/Chemistry/NarcoticEffect.cs
+++ b/Content.Server/_White/Chemistry/NarcoticEffect.cs
@@ -1,8 +1,10 @@
 using System.Threading;
+using Content.Server.Speech.EntitySystems;
 using Content.Server.Stunnable;
 using Content.Shared._White.Mood;
-using Content.Shared.Alert;
 using Content.Shared.Damage.Systems;
+using Content.Shared.Drunk;
+using Content.Shared.StatusEffect;
 using Robust.Shared.Random;
 using Timer = Robust.Shared.Timing.Timer;
 
@@ -15,8 +17,8 @@ public sealed class NarcoticEffect : EntitySystem
 {
     [Dependency] private readonly StunSystem _stun = default!;
     [Dependency] private readonly IRobustRandom _robustRandom = default!;
+    [Dependency] private readonly StatusEffectsSystem _statusEffectsSystem = default!;
     [Dependency] private readonly StaminaSystem _stamina = default!;
-    [Dependency] private readonly AlertsSystem _alertsSystem = default!;
 
     /// <inheritdoc/>
     public override void Initialize()
@@ -37,35 +39,40 @@ public sealed class NarcoticEffect : EntitySystem
     private void OnRemove(EntityUid uid, NarcoticEffectComponent component, ComponentRemove args)
     {
         component.cancelTokenSource.Cancel();
-        _alertsSystem.ClearAlert(uid, AlertType.Bleeding);
     }
 
     private void Effects(EntityUid uid, NarcoticEffectComponent component, int index)
     {
         RaiseLocalEvent(uid, new MoodEffectEvent("Stimulator"));
         CancellationToken token = component.cancelTokenSource.Token;
+
+        TryComp<StatusEffectsComponent>(uid, out var statusEffectsComp);
+
+        int timer = component.TimerInterval[_robustRandom.Next(0, component.TimerInterval.Count)];
+        int slur = component.SlurTime[_robustRandom.Next(0, component.SlurTime.Count)];
+
         switch (component.Effects[index])
         {
             case "Stun":
-                Timer.SpawnRepeating(10000, () => _stun.TryParalyze(uid, TimeSpan.FromSeconds(component.StunTime), true), token);
+                Timer.SpawnRepeating(timer, () => _stun.TryParalyze(uid, TimeSpan.FromSeconds(component.StunTime), true), token);
                 break;
 
             case "TremorAndShake":
-                Timer.SpawnRepeating(6000, () => _stamina.TakeStaminaDamage(uid, 20F), token);
-                _alertsSystem.ShowAlert(uid, AlertType.Bleeding);
+                Timer.SpawnRepeating(timer, () => _stamina.TakeStaminaDamage(uid, 20F), token);
+                _statusEffectsSystem.TryAddStatusEffect<DrunkComponent>(uid, "Drunk", TimeSpan.FromSeconds(slur), true, statusEffectsComp);
                 break;
 
             case "Tremor":
-                Timer.SpawnRepeating(6000, () => _stamina.TakeStaminaDamage(uid, 20F), token);
+                Timer.SpawnRepeating(timer, () => _stamina.TakeStaminaDamage(uid, 20F), token);
                 break;
 
             case "Shake":
-                _alertsSystem.ShowAlert(uid, AlertType.Bleeding);
+                _statusEffectsSystem.TryAddStatusEffect<DrunkComponent>(uid, "Drunk", TimeSpan.FromSeconds(slur), true, statusEffectsComp);
                 break;
 
             case "StunAndShake":
-                Timer.SpawnRepeating(10000, () => _stun.TryParalyze(uid, TimeSpan.FromSeconds(component.StunTime), true), token);
-                _alertsSystem.ShowAlert(uid, AlertType.Bleeding);
+                Timer.SpawnRepeating(timer, () => _stun.TryParalyze(uid, TimeSpan.FromSeconds(component.StunTime), true), token);
+                _statusEffectsSystem.TryAddStatusEffect<DrunkComponent>(uid, "Drunk", TimeSpan.FromSeconds(slur), true, statusEffectsComp);
                 break;
         }
     }
diff --git a/Content.Server/_White/Chemistry/NarcoticEffectComponent.cs b/Content.Server/_White/Chemistry/NarcoticEffectComponent.cs
index 0c8cce1ae0..de5f2dc39f 100644
--- a/Content.Server/_White/Chemistry/NarcoticEffectComponent.cs
+++ b/Content.Server/_White/Chemistry/NarcoticEffectComponent.cs
@@ -9,11 +9,17 @@ namespace Content.Server._White.Chemistry;
 public sealed partial class NarcoticEffectComponent : Component
 {
     [ViewVariables(VVAccess.ReadWrite), DataField]
-    public float StunTime = 3f;
+    public float StunTime = 2.5f;
 
     [ViewVariables(VVAccess.ReadWrite), DataField]
     public CancellationTokenSource cancelTokenSource = new();
 
     [ViewVariables(VVAccess.ReadOnly), DataField]
     public List<string> Effects = new() { "Stun", "TremorAndShake", "Tremor", "Shake", "StunAndShake" };
+
+    [ViewVariables(VVAccess.ReadOnly), DataField]
+    public List<int> TimerInterval = new() { 3000, 6000, 3800, 7000, 5000 };
+
+    [ViewVariables(VVAccess.ReadOnly), DataField]
+    public List<int> SlurTime = new() { 35, 60, 80, 90, 45 };
 }
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Reagents/narcotics.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Reagents/narcotics.yml
index afccc62e00..24a072adf9 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Reagents/narcotics.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Reagents/narcotics.yml
@@ -32,8 +32,8 @@
         key: Stutter
         component: StutteringAccent
       - !type:GenericStatusEffect
-        key: BlurryVision
-        component: BlurryVision
+        key: NarcoticEffect
+        component: NarcoticEffect
       - !type:Jitter
       - !type:GenericStatusEffect
         key: Stun