More cookie fortunes (#13584)

Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/Names/fortunes.yml

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+- type: dataset
+  id: CookieFortuneDescriptions
+  values:
+  - The end is near... and it's all your fault.
+  - We know what you did.
+  - Beware.
+  - Don't look back.
+  - Never trust a person in squeaky shoes.
+  - Never trust a person in red uniform.
+  - Never trust a person in green uniform.
+  - Never trust a person in blue uniform.
+  - Never trust a person in yellow uniform.
+  - Never trust a person in black uniform.
+  - Never trust a person without uniform.
+  - Always trust a person in squeaky shoes.
+  - The clown knows that you know that he knows. Beware.
+  - Beware of the silent man in the silent maintenance tunnels.
+  - Be careful in dark maintenance tunnels.
+  - A surprise awaits you in the maintenance tunnels.
+  - You will be pleasantly surprised in the dormitory.
+  - You will be pleasantly surprised in the cafeteria.
+  - You will be pleasantly surprised in arrivals.
+  - You will be pleasantly surprised in the church.
+  - You will be pleasantly surprised in the tool storage.
+  - There is an impostor among us.
+  - A fun adventure awaits you in the maintenance tunnels.
+  - CentCom is proud of you!
+  - The head of your deparment is proud of you!
+  - Ian is proud of you!
+  - Do it for Ian!
+  - Always carry an emergency box.
+  - Red spy is in the base.
+  - In the coming minutes, your cherished desire will come true.
+  - Take a quick look in the mirror!
+  - Don't look in the mirror today!
+  - Friendship will come to you soon.
+  - A grey man in a gas mask will come to you soon.
+  - Whoever gets this note will receive a chocolate bar.
+  - Milk is good for your bones.
+  - Shout "Hurray!" and get insulated gloves.
+  - Hug your captain and you will receive a gift.
+  - A dubious friend may be an enemy in red camouflage.
+  - A faithful colleague is a strong defense.
+  - A friend asks only for your time, not your crowbar.
+  - Your life doesn't get better by chance, it gets better by doing your job properly.
+  - Boo!
+  - The real treasure is the friends you made along the shift.
+  - Allan please add details
+  - You are the greatest person who ever lived!
+  - NanoTrasen is forcing me to make fortunes for these cookies, please help!
+  - Buy Mr. Chang's today!
+  - You love Mr. Chang!
+  - Don't buy Discount Dan. Buy Mr. Chang!
+  - Don't buy Getmore Chocolate. Buy Mr. Chang!
+  - What’s hidden in a maintenance locker?
+  - All your hard work will soon pay off.
+  - Don’t just think, act!
+  - An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
+  - Don't drink and set up singulo.
+  - Stare into the singulo, and the singulo stares back at you.
+  - Every good and perfect gift is from CentCom.
+  - There’s no such thing as Space Station 13.
+  - There is a time for caution, but not for fear.
+  - The smart thing to do is to begin trusting your intuitions.
+  - Time is precious, but insulated gloves are more precious than time.
+  - Fortune is a giver and a taker. Do it.
+  - Fortune and flowers do not last forever. Do it.
+  - Do it. Just do it.
+  - When life gives you lemons instead of oranges, make lemonade.
+  - By opening this cookie you’ve set a terrible chain of events in motion, good job.
+  - Get back to work!
+  - Cookie.print() not found
+  - THERE IS NO CLONER ON THIS STATION
+  - Putting suit sensors on max is always a good idea.
+  - Syndicate is hiring. Contact us.
+  - The person next to you is up to something. You know what you have to do.
+  - Did you know? Monkeys are not what they seem.
+  - Did you know that half of salvage specialists go missing on the job?
+  - Also try out sashimi with galaxythystle sauce!
+  - Did you know that 70% of Nanotransen applicants go missing within the first years of their contract? The more you know!!
+  - This shift you are going to do a very robust move in front of everyone.
+  - Robustness is not just about how good you are, but how good of a person you are.

Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Consumable/Food/snacks.yml

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   - type: Sprite
     state: fortune
   - type: Item
+  - type: RandomMetadata
+    descriptionSegments: [CookieFortuneDescriptions]
 
 - type: entity
   noSpawn: true